1 Nov 2007

Several reasons why studying in America is fun:

1)Your teacher comes into class in a Hawaiian suit on Halloween. Bright orange shirt with a funny cheena putple hat and a fake garland of roses around his neck.

2)Your teacher gives out sweets to you on Halloween and takes one to eat himself while lecturing.

3)Your teacher encourages you to eat those sweets in class. "Eugene! you need to eat those chocolates. You need that sugar rush and caffeine!" Eugene looks up in a dazed cannot be bothered look.

4)You are 20 minutes late for class but your teacher still smiles at you and offers you his sweets and still grins though you are standing in the middle of the class, taking 5 minutes to choose your sweet.

5)Your teacher brings the worksheets to you. You just have to sit on your chair.

6)Your teacher walks up to you to collect your homework and provides a gigantic stapler and staples your homework for you.

7)You can go to the toilet whenever you like. No permission is needed.

8)You can legally pon your classes for a certain number of times.

9)Wearing scary halloween costumes are allowed.

10)You get scared randomly, innocently by a stranger (who is so huge in size, wearing a hideous mask with big chains ard his neck and scary claws) who sneaks up behind you and waits patiently for you to turn your head.

11)Old NDP songs that make you emo gets called "cheesy hippies 1980s music" by your American/Canadian friend.

12)Having nothing to do on some nights and later oversleeping the next day becos the previous night, your roommate and you were fighting who writes what. Malisa: "I WRITE TSAO I WRITE TSAO!" Wendy: "FINE!"

13)The typhoon made friends witrh another typhoon, while describing different piles of mess on your table (It's wendy's table. not mine).
-to be continued when I can think of somemore-